Prontuario di Inglese per veneti !

BREAD TO BREAD, WINE TO WINE
pan al pan, vin al vin

BUT DO YOU WANT TO PUT?
ma vuto metare?

YOU SAY?
disito?

YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE HAIR
te stè a vardare el cavejo

RUN, GO THERE
Cori, va là

THIS DICK
’sto casso

BUT WHO’S FORCING YOU TO MAKE IT?
ma chi xè che teo fa fare?

TODAY IT’S NOT THE DAY
uncò no a xè giornata

AND GIVE IT TODAY, AND GIVE IT TOMORROW
e daghe uncò, e daghe doman

NO DICK’S FUCKING ME
non me ne ciava un casso

WE ARE ON THE HORSE
semo a cavalo

I’M SO HUNGRY THAT I CAN’T SEE
go na fame che no ge vedo

I’VE GOT TWO CHESTNUTS
ghe ne go du maroni

DIE OF A SHOT
Mori da un colpo

LISTEN HERE
Scoltame qua

NOW I’LL PIGG
Dexo porcheso

PIG AND OUT
Porco e fora

I’VE LOBSTERED
Me so ingamberà

PUSSY FACE
Muso da mona

YOU ARE COMPLETELY IDIOT
Te si tuto ebete

IDIOT RACE
Rassa de ebete

NOW THERE ARE DICKS
Desso i xè cassi

HE IS AS UGLY AS CHOLERA
El xe brutto come el colera

HE IS AS DIRTY AS MUD
El xe onto fa el paltan

THERE’RE NO SAINTS OR MADONNAS
No ge xe ne santi ne madone

THERE’S NOT EVEN A DOG
No ge xe gnanca un can

THE ASS, THE TIME AND THE LORD MAKE WHATEVER THEY WANT
culo, tempo e siori fa queo che voi iori

THE SUN EATS THE HOURS
El soe magna e ore

HE WHO DOESN’T DEFECATE BURSTS
Chi no caga sciopa

THAT IS I’LL EXPLAIN TO YOU
cioè te spiego

DO YOU KNOW? (WILL YOU EVER KNOW?)
Seto ti? (poito mai savere?)

CAUGHT WITH THE BOMBS
Ciapà co e bombe.

I WOULD HAVE A SHADOW (I’D DRINK A LITTLE SHADOW)
Me faria na ombra (beria ‘na ombreta)

HE WEIGTHS PEARS
Pesa i peri

YOU MAKE ME GET MILK TO THE KNEES
te me fe vegnere el late ai xenoci.

YOUR MOTHER IS A COW (letterally YOUR SEA COW)
To mare vaca.

I’D EAT SHIT
Magnaria na merda

YOU GOT IT ON THE TEETH
te a gè ciapà sui denti.

HE IS A KISSPEW
El xe un basabanchi

I BEAT YOU LIKE A PERSIMMON
Te bato come un caco

POOR PUSSY
Poro mona

PEARS HEAD
Testa da peri

UNCLE DOG!
zio can!

PIGGY EVA
porca eva

GO AND SHIT
va cagare

WHAT TWO BALLS I’VE GOT
che do bae che gò

DON’T BREAK MY BALLS
non romparme i coioni

EAT STONES
magna sassi

PIG DOG (DOG PIG)
porseo can (can porco)

DOG ENTRAILS
bueo can

PYM
Pussy your mum

COMING BY BYKE I MAKE LEG!
vegnendo in bicicleta fasso gamba!

YOU SPEAK LIKE A PRINTED BOOK!
te parli come un libro stampà!

DON’T LOOK FOR CRUMBS IN THE BED!!
no sta ndare in cerca de fregole par el leto!!

DIRTY LIKE A CUTTLEFISH
onto come na seppa

I’ M THE LAST WHEEL OF THE CHARIOT
so l’ultima roda del caro

WHO HASN’T HEAD HAS GOT LEGS
chi no ga testa ga gambe

IT’S EASY TO BE GAY WITH THE OTHERS’ ASS
Xe fassile fare i fenoci col culo dei altri

THAT GOD TAXI DRIVER!
Che Dio t’assista!

MY FATHER RIGHT
me pare giusto

SHE HASN’T ALL THE FAGGOTS ON THE COVER
no la ga mia tutte le fassìne al cuerto

DON’T LOOK THE HAIR IN THE EGG
no sta vardare el pelo so l’ovo

YOU ARE REVERSE AS THE PIG’ QUEUE
te si roverso come la còa del mas-cio

EAT OUT HOUSE AND FIELDS
magnà fora casa e campi

AT BROKEN OF NECK
a rotta de colo

WHO DOESN’T LIKE WINE, MAY GOD TAKE HIM AWAY WATER TOO!
A chi no ghe piase el vin, ghe Dio ghe tire via anca l’aqua!

WHEN WATER TOUCH ASS, EVERYBODY LEARN TO SWIM
quando l’acqua toca al cueo, se impara a noare

EVERYBODY GOT HIS PUSSY’S HOUR
Tuti ga la so ora da mona

SPEAK LIKE YOU EAT
parla come te magni

COME HERE, GO THERE
vien chi, va là

COME INSIDE SO YOU WARM YOURSELF OUT
vien dentro che te te scaldi fora

I THINK THAT I DO NOT KNOW
me par che no so

YOU ARE TO THE REAR LIKE THE TALL OF THE DONKEY
te si indrio come la coa del musso

MILK I WANT
Là te vojo

IT’S NOT FINGER
no xe dito

MY FATHER OF YES
me pare de si

WAKE UP OUT
scantate fora

UGLY AS THE SIN
bruto come el pecà

TO HAVE SOMETHING OF WHAT YOU SAY
aver un fià de quel che se dise

THREE TIMES GOOD MAKES A BUSH
tre volte bon fa mona

IT’S NOT FOR THE THOUSAND PAPER
no sè par la carta da mile

IF YOU FLY
se te voi

EVENING THE LITTLE DOG
sera el can-ceo

FROM WHERE DO YOU JUMP OUT?
da do saltito fora?

THAT DOG OF PORK OF OUT
chel can del porco de fora

EAT THE GOOSE
magname l’oco

YOU KNOW GLASS…
te sè vero…

GIVE ME A SHADOW OF BLACK
dame na ombra de nero

IF YOU FLY..
se te voi…

IT COMES UP THE WEATHER
Vien su el tempo

TAKEN WITH THE BOMBS
ciapà coe bombe

WILL TO DO WELL JUMP OVER ME
voja de fare ben saltame dosso

IT TOUCH ME TO GO
me tocca ‘ndare

I’M A LITTLE SHAKERED
sò un fià sbattù

I’LL KEY SHE
mea ciavaria

IT’S NOT FINGER
no xè ditto!

EVERYBODY GOT WHAT THEY DESERTE
Tutti gà ciò che se merita

UGLY AS DEAD
bruto come a morte

KILL YOURSELF
copate

sel cristo el va masa de corsa:
TAKE IT SLOWLY WITH THE CROSS TO AVOID UNDOING THE PROCESSION
“Pian col Cristo che a procesion se desfa”

sel cristo el va masa pian:
TAKE IT FASTER WITH THE CROSS TO AVOID UNDOING THE PROCESSION
“Vanti col Cristo che a procesion se in gruma”

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